ItalianoGACKT Official X update. Translation below
Happy birthday again, Kosugi-kun.
Yep, that’s absolutely true.
When we appeared on Kakuzuke together,
you were eating convenience store rice balls the whole time in the lobby…
You were also eating sandwiches the whole time…
Then, when our eyes met,
you said,
“I’m going on a diet starting tomorrow!”
and stuffed sweets into your mouth to the brim…
Now that you have a family,
you need to get serious about your health,
not for Kosugi-kun’s sake but for your family’s,
or you’ll seriously explode and go to the afterlife if you keep eating like this.
I’m not saying you shouldn’t eat at all,
but let’s be a little selective.
And cut back a little.
I don’t want to see a friend of our age
explode and disappear.
Look at Yoshida-kun, why don’t you?
He’s working so hard and stoically even with all those holes in his face.
You need to follow his example.
Oh!! I see.
Kosugi-kun also worked hard, tearing out his hair for his style of comedy…
But hair is enough.
Everyone knows that.
He doesn’t need to gain any more weight.
No one is asking for that.
When I first met Kosugi-kun, he was, well…
huh…? fat…
He was fat, but…huh? Ah… he was bald…
Hmm,
I wonder why none of my memories of Kosugi-kun have changed…
Anyway, happy birthday!!
Translation: GACKT ITALIA Team
Translation © GACKT ITALIA